infomercials

Infomercials. Commercials + Information meant to take us down a path starting with an item with a funny name, which the only second glance it'd get from us in a standard store would be to mock the stupidity of it's name, to the end of the infomercial feeling like we can't live without it, but wait! There's more! Order in the next twenty seconds and we will DOUBLE the offer! Just pay twice as much! That's right! Only 2x the price for twice as much garbage that will never work!!! Comparable products go for $1000!!! But order now, and you get this for ONLY 12 EASY payments of $99!!! that's right 12 EASY payments of $99.95! (serious voice speaking fast:) order now, operators are standing by, only 12 easy payments of 99.959595 plus shipping and handling order our overpriced useless item today!
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-Brian