FREEEEEE* HEALTHCARE FOR ALL!

FREE*!
THAT'S right folks,
FREE* HEALTHCARE FOR EVERYONE!!
Doesn't it sound great? Going to the doctor and NOT paying him?!
In just a short few months, our government system will have changed the way we do medicine!
You won't have to worry about hospital bills piling up, 'cause healthcare will be FREE* for everyone!
Next, we'll be working on FREE* houses, FREE* food, FREE* auto repair, in short, you'll never have to pay ANYTHING again!

Thank You, Come Again!
-Brian

* "free" does not apply to those who make over 1,000,000 a year, nor does it apply to those who are gainfully employed, nor those on welfare or those who die. nor does it apply to those who eat, those who drink, or those who own or rent or otherwise occupy property. In short, free is not actually free, it is only a gimmick to get those who want to take over your life in office, and to enslave you to their will by taking away your freedom to spend as you will.